POCAHONTAS: The Classic Disney Slut

After 4hours of nonstop Pocahontas movie marathon, i have drawn an interesting and shocking conclusion. here it goes. this is not for the faint hearted. lol


1. she stalks a complete stranger. his chief father eloquently calls him, "pale demon". and yet she follows him like a fly hovering around a piece of shit(literally).

2. weirdly crawls in a catlike manner just to see a clearer view of John Smith with no panties on. imagine the dirt spawning its way to her bushes. haha!

3. she's engage! and she just couldn't resist the taste of an exotic lover.

4. while her tribe is busy scheming for an attack to the conquerors, she lustfully takes her new lover to her grandma, who happens to be a tree who is also twice the slut as Poca is for encouraging her to be one.

5. poca lets her grandma see them do the deed.

6.she still manages to be slut after her fiance died as she still visits John Smith. She even allowed her girlfriend to lie for her. to quote her bff, " Pocahontas wants to see the eyes of the man who has killed Kokwom." Poor kooki.

7.she's a slut i tell ya! hahaha

ergo, dont let your kids watch poca!

UPDATE ON: USC-GHS BATCH 05-06 REUNION

USC-GHS BATCH 05-06 REUNION

hey girls high!!! so far i got 8 wild hearted souls who supported the idea. thanks a million!

GISELLE MAGNO,
TIFFANY GOMEZ,
RICA CUTARA,
KRISTINE GABISON,
KRISTINA ELISALDE,
YVONNE MANLOLOYO,
ABIGAIL JUMALON and
KRIZIA MARZADO.

Here is what i have thought so far:

Target date for the Spankin' Reunion: OCTOBER
Theme: Semi Formal/black and white tie.
Venue: Casino Español
Time: TWILIGHT til BREAKIN' DAWN

NOT FINAL. SUBJECT TO CHANGE AND SUGGESTION.

october, is not too far nor too near and it gives us a lot of time to prepare and not to mention save for this grandest event.

Semi formal/ black and white tie chuvaness - its because we girls never really had the chance to strut our style during our highschool era so, why not now? swimsuit or beach type is so not in the season plus it would earn us extra points to our dates to see us in elegant gowns rather than the usual bikini. besides there is still the after party. save your lingerie later. wink wink

Casino Español has a great pool and to those who are really craving to show there swimwear can dive in later. and oh my god there food is oh so yummy!

time?dusk to dawn isn't even enough for us. am i right ladies? who knows after this will have more parties to come!

having discussed the initial plans. i would really really be thankful if i get to have some volunteers! so i was thinking.. that EVERY SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE A REPRESANTATIVE TO GIVE UPDATES. so if you're interested. mack me!

schools that has a girls high spirit are:
usc(ofcorse!)
cdu
velez
uc
usjr
mmm.. where else? so if you're from any of these enumerated please please. msg me!

PLEASE SUPPORT AND SPREAD!

til then!

xoxo.
suggestions?comments?dont hesititate!

HIGH SCHOOL REUNION OF USC-GHS BATCH '05-'06

it is true that the officers, especially me, have failed to give you the should-have-been most highlight moment of your high school life.

we never did get the chance to experience GRADUATION BALL or SENIORS' NIGHT.

as you know, there were many factors that led to our defeat. but you can blame it all on me for having to weak and i was unable to voice out our freedom.

i am eternally in debt to my fellow batchmates. that is why i am offering or suggesting to organize a reunion of USC-GHS BATCH 04-05.

now is our chance to finally clothe ourselves with top designer's gown, grab one hot date and brag about our party that lasted til dawn.

let us not disappoint ourselves again by the whims of our past dictators. so be with me on this.


if you still have that lust for friendship and highschool, then it is without a doubt that you will spread this incredible news to every hot and spanking batchmate of 04-05.

it would be highly appreciated if i get everybody's support and ideas on the matter. so any suggestions or strong objections please notify me . ill gladly accept whatever it grievances you have.


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why-i-shoulnd't-read-other-people's-blog-especially-pat's

i have this class with a teacher named, GRACE. i drool over her perfect face. wishing that i too have such features. i find it entertaining to be jealous of her while my seatmate drew out a conclusion that i must be a lesbo. which im absolutely, might be? not in this life time. sooooooooooo anyway, she was singing ,or so i imagined her voice is just like that of a kindergarten teacher. enchanting, more fairy-like, about comparative politics." its essential blah blah blah or lalalala...for us to compare in order to study better yadiii yadiii...mimimimi... "

my point is.. i totally agree with the whole comparing-thing, but this principle or whachama-call-it won't hold true for me. because although it is but practical for me to see other blogs so as to gain knowledge, have new perspectives, aknowledge or even cuss about what other bloggers talk about... id rather not.

why?

because i hate it when im influenced by anybody's thoughts!

especially when its pat.

just recently when i saw his comment, i cant help myself and viewed his blog. and just like what i have expected of me... i--er----uh. i cant help it!

i know ,i know he is every bit a geneous as einstein was, too much, okey as marcos was, exaggerating? okey he is brilliant, fair enough? i am jealous of him, i must admit, and because of that reason, i am imprisoning myself to limit my views on my blogs alone so as to stop myself form being ridiculously envious of him and im positive that there are others who possess such utterly beautiful mind like he has. in addition to that, because their ideas are extremely great . great to the extent that i am slaved by these ideas. ultimately blinding me from what i should write or love to write.

before these writers form angry mobs by what i am expressing, i also want to be perfectly clear that im a half sane and aware that pat or any blogger didn't tie me into a tree with giant ants, or they didnt give any threats to boil, burn or eat me alive. well, im sure they arent cannibals. again, its just me. me me me me. im sure they wont fail to see my good intentions.

and so it is with enormous regret that i would not be able to read or even comment on their remarkable opinions. i'd love to say i wish you guys the best, but you already are. so chin up, put those fingers to work, wore them out if you can(fingers cross), and game on!