POCAHONTAS: The Classic Disney Slut

After 4hours of nonstop Pocahontas movie marathon, i have drawn an interesting and shocking conclusion. here it goes. this is not for the faint hearted. lol


1. she stalks a complete stranger. his chief father eloquently calls him, "pale demon". and yet she follows him like a fly hovering around a piece of shit(literally).

2. weirdly crawls in a catlike manner just to see a clearer view of John Smith with no panties on. imagine the dirt spawning its way to her bushes. haha!

3. she's engage! and she just couldn't resist the taste of an exotic lover.

4. while her tribe is busy scheming for an attack to the conquerors, she lustfully takes her new lover to her grandma, who happens to be a tree who is also twice the slut as Poca is for encouraging her to be one.

5. poca lets her grandma see them do the deed.

6.she still manages to be slut after her fiance died as she still visits John Smith. She even allowed her girlfriend to lie for her. to quote her bff, " Pocahontas wants to see the eyes of the man who has killed Kokwom." Poor kooki.

7.she's a slut i tell ya! hahaha

ergo, dont let your kids watch poca!

UPDATE ON: USC-GHS BATCH 05-06 REUNION

USC-GHS BATCH 05-06 REUNION

hey girls high!!! so far i got 8 wild hearted souls who supported the idea. thanks a million!

GISELLE MAGNO,
TIFFANY GOMEZ,
RICA CUTARA,
KRISTINE GABISON,
KRISTINA ELISALDE,
YVONNE MANLOLOYO,
ABIGAIL JUMALON and
KRIZIA MARZADO.

Here is what i have thought so far:

Target date for the Spankin' Reunion: OCTOBER
Theme: Semi Formal/black and white tie.
Venue: Casino Español
Time: TWILIGHT til BREAKIN' DAWN

NOT FINAL. SUBJECT TO CHANGE AND SUGGESTION.

october, is not too far nor too near and it gives us a lot of time to prepare and not to mention save for this grandest event.

Semi formal/ black and white tie chuvaness - its because we girls never really had the chance to strut our style during our highschool era so, why not now? swimsuit or beach type is so not in the season plus it would earn us extra points to our dates to see us in elegant gowns rather than the usual bikini. besides there is still the after party. save your lingerie later. wink wink

Casino Español has a great pool and to those who are really craving to show there swimwear can dive in later. and oh my god there food is oh so yummy!

time?dusk to dawn isn't even enough for us. am i right ladies? who knows after this will have more parties to come!

having discussed the initial plans. i would really really be thankful if i get to have some volunteers! so i was thinking.. that EVERY SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE A REPRESANTATIVE TO GIVE UPDATES. so if you're interested. mack me!

schools that has a girls high spirit are:
usc(ofcorse!)
cdu
velez
uc
usjr
mmm.. where else? so if you're from any of these enumerated please please. msg me!

PLEASE SUPPORT AND SPREAD!

til then!

xoxo.
suggestions?comments?dont hesititate!

HIGH SCHOOL REUNION OF USC-GHS BATCH '05-'06

it is true that the officers, especially me, have failed to give you the should-have-been most highlight moment of your high school life.

we never did get the chance to experience GRADUATION BALL or SENIORS' NIGHT.

as you know, there were many factors that led to our defeat. but you can blame it all on me for having to weak and i was unable to voice out our freedom.

i am eternally in debt to my fellow batchmates. that is why i am offering or suggesting to organize a reunion of USC-GHS BATCH 04-05.

now is our chance to finally clothe ourselves with top designer's gown, grab one hot date and brag about our party that lasted til dawn.

let us not disappoint ourselves again by the whims of our past dictators. so be with me on this.


if you still have that lust for friendship and highschool, then it is without a doubt that you will spread this incredible news to every hot and spanking batchmate of 04-05.

it would be highly appreciated if i get everybody's support and ideas on the matter. so any suggestions or strong objections please notify me . ill gladly accept whatever it grievances you have.


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why-i-shoulnd't-read-other-people's-blog-especially-pat's

i have this class with a teacher named, GRACE. i drool over her perfect face. wishing that i too have such features. i find it entertaining to be jealous of her while my seatmate drew out a conclusion that i must be a lesbo. which im absolutely, might be? not in this life time. sooooooooooo anyway, she was singing ,or so i imagined her voice is just like that of a kindergarten teacher. enchanting, more fairy-like, about comparative politics." its essential blah blah blah or lalalala...for us to compare in order to study better yadiii yadiii...mimimimi... "

my point is.. i totally agree with the whole comparing-thing, but this principle or whachama-call-it won't hold true for me. because although it is but practical for me to see other blogs so as to gain knowledge, have new perspectives, aknowledge or even cuss about what other bloggers talk about... id rather not.

why?

because i hate it when im influenced by anybody's thoughts!

especially when its pat.

just recently when i saw his comment, i cant help myself and viewed his blog. and just like what i have expected of me... i--er----uh. i cant help it!

i know ,i know he is every bit a geneous as einstein was, too much, okey as marcos was, exaggerating? okey he is brilliant, fair enough? i am jealous of him, i must admit, and because of that reason, i am imprisoning myself to limit my views on my blogs alone so as to stop myself form being ridiculously envious of him and im positive that there are others who possess such utterly beautiful mind like he has. in addition to that, because their ideas are extremely great . great to the extent that i am slaved by these ideas. ultimately blinding me from what i should write or love to write.

before these writers form angry mobs by what i am expressing, i also want to be perfectly clear that im a half sane and aware that pat or any blogger didn't tie me into a tree with giant ants, or they didnt give any threats to boil, burn or eat me alive. well, im sure they arent cannibals. again, its just me. me me me me. im sure they wont fail to see my good intentions.

and so it is with enormous regret that i would not be able to read or even comment on their remarkable opinions. i'd love to say i wish you guys the best, but you already are. so chin up, put those fingers to work, wore them out if you can(fingers cross), and game on!

the perfect guy

a guy is considered to be a perfect guy when he has all or atleast majority of the following :(just a few qualities, REALLY)

1. when he is every bit a gentleman.
opens doors, lets you sit down first, the whole cherade. and ofcourse. HE NEVER LETS YOU WAIT. who would want a guy---if he really is a gentleman-- who lets you wait for hours. that would really make him ungentlmanly and arrogant too. self-centered even. plus who would dare to let a princess wait, right?

2. has goo-goo eyes for just you.
one thing that you can tell from a guy who really likes you is when he only looks at you. you and only you. even if there are a hundred people in the room or make that a room full of naked house bunnies, he only has eyes for you. no matter how tempting, in nomral eyes, other women are, he would to the extent drown himself if he misses just a second without having his eyes glued to you. he'd rather lock himself in sing sing. who wants to miss a glance of the most beautiful girl in the first place?

3. he knocks you off your feet.
he blows you away by his never-ending-creative-ways of surprising. the surprise element is essential for a guy who wants to be in our list. this is maybe due to the fact that one of the genetic qualities of women. we, women have all things figured out and we expect the unexpected. and if one gets away with that it sort of make us feel weak. in a good sense. this is women talk really not one single man soul would get this.

4. sweet as hell.
this is actually supports no.3. if he knocks you off your feet then sure enough he passes no.4. guys like this are creative and exciting. he leaves mushy notes on your closet or wherever. you would keep guess what's next. and he says things equivalent to shakespeare or luther van ross. who wouldnt want that?

5.protective. that knight-in-a-shining-armor-kind-of-guy.
that guy who'll take a bullet to save you. wraps his arms around you when he sees you are about to cry or beat the crap out of somebody who had hurt you. stands up for you when even if everybody is turning agaisnt you.

6. in any god given time, smells good as thou he just came outta the shower with his aftershave.
seriously. lets be honest who would want a guy who smells like beer? some women find it sexy but i bet theyre just saying that either because this guy is brad pit or they enjoy lying. honestly, it wouldnt hurt to smell so utterly great.

7. sensitive.
a guy who trully cares for you would know how you feel. he would know when is your lowest of lows. and he would rather listen to you than blab about your mistakes. and even if you're talking with him on the phone, and he recognizes how depressed your voice is, he'd run miles just so he could hold you hand and wipe your tears away not thru his hands but thru his presence.

and lastly....

8. head over heals inlove with you.
enough said.

so ladies, have you met your perfect guy already? message me, and ill steal him away from you. kidding!or not.

twilight the movie

i hate to make this my first post, but im obliged to.

before i start reviewing the movie, i intend to mention how i got the hang of reading the 'twilight' saga.

my friend, franz, an avid reader of everything that involves love, boys, and kissing, has been jumpy about the said book, 'twilight'. sure i heard some of her other girl friends mention about the book and how amazing and appealling the characters are. i was a bit curious, to be honest. but since im not the type who gets easily caught up by the fad, i let it pass... up until boredome hit me. well.. excuse me for having a not-so-exciting-life. im too normal, yes. anyway, so that started it. it marked the beginning of me idolizing edward. him and his over protective and i-want-to-love-you-bella-forever ways just makes me wish... how unfortunate of me. ha ha

i hesistated when i open the first page, i had that feeling that this book is going to be dull. actually it turned out to be...not so dull. ha! so much for 'dont judge the book by its cover'. i have to admit it was a little girly, too girly in fact. Bella, the heroine in the story, describes her day in details-- boy am i glad i got over it-- when i mean details i mean DETAILS. later i concluded that it was stephanie meyers approach to illustrate the scene, those kind of stuffs. but what really got me hooked is EDWARD. and some of jacob.

oopz. i went a little overboard about the book. so about the movie...

god! was it dreadful. aweful. down right disappointing.

i was too excited to see the movie because everybody was again, jumpy about the movie. to quote a friend, "its the best movie ever". crap to typical a comment but hey it convinced me. shoot im easily swayed. im disappointed of myself too. sigh. i guess i cant rely on my movie sources from now on. double sigh.

moving on, it was nothing like what the book intends it to be. it was too movie-ish. im sorta empathizing stephanie meyer's feelings when she saw the movie. horrible. Bella's character was not bella anymore, the perceptive and great-emotion-hider was morphed into a stupid, unsure and over dependent monster. and edward, oh my #%#$%, i cant even write anymore because im too mad! mad i tell you. breathe. the edward, movie version, is awkard. awkard edward. carlisle, the godlike and authoritative person was now just dr. fang. esme, the sweetest mother figure was now just some character. alice, the perky and friendly and lovable and kind and everything nice was just a girl friend. rosalie, the quiet and self preserved was now a bitch. emmett, the always laughing and a little goofy emmett was now just macho emmett with a baseball cap. lol

painful.

lets not go into the make up details, oh let us. the vampires faces where whiter than there other parts of their bodies and it looked as though they dumped their faces in a bowl filled with powder with out even double checking if it was evenly toned. and who could forget the lipstick, for crying out loud its called lipstick because its suppose to be applied on the lips not on the outside. otherwise it would be called outside-of-the-lip-stick.

not to mention the way the movie was directed. was the director chosen thru draw by lot? did she even go to directing school or the like? guess not. the fighting scene was cut short, the whole drama in the 'meadow', did edward really have to climb that tree and have bella reach for him, i mean whats the point? and their fighting stance, were they having arthritis or something? more sighs.

am i being too cruel? maybe.

okay so there was one part that they did someting right. the part where the played 'baseball'. maybe Catherine Hardwicke, went for an afternoon quickee or something and somebody took over somebody more knowledgeable, perhaps? nah.

so my rating of the movie? 10 being the highest? well in respect to the lady in the water movie. dont let me even go on details on that movie.

1.5. that should do it.